Major Rawlings is a character - and no mistake! After finding countless decorations bestowed upon him for his bravery in combat from none other than Her Majesty, The Queen, he's spent subsequent years losing his marbles. Now, missing the confrontation of the battlefield and the thrill of leading men about the place, Rawlings takes his frustration out on hotel workers, video store clerks, receptionists and hoteliers across the land.

Who's on the line?! Major calling!!

No one was harmed during the making of these phone calls. In the major's words: it's just a bit of bloody fun!